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1: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he is a mile away and barefoot.

2: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and he can sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

3: Blessed be the poor - without them you might be on the bottom rung.

4: Year 28: The meek shall inherit the earth. Year 2008: The geek shall inherit the earth.

5: Forgive onto them, those who know not what the do, or owe you less than twenty bucks. For all others: Keep good notes.

6: A conscience is designed to hurt when all your other parts feel good.

7: Remember, it is easier to get forgiveness than to get permission.

8: Going to church doesn't make one a Christian any more than visiting a garage makes you a mechanic.