[TenYearsBeOhBe]

Haha, no an ex of mine told me that a long time ago...

So a blind elderly man decides he'd like to try flying for the first time. He hires a pilot and they jump into the plane. It's one of those two seater open cock-pit planes. They get into the air and the pilot decides to scare the old man on his first flight. Unfortunately the pilot suffers a heart attack himself and dies mid barrel roll. The old man now alone in the sky radios back for help.

Old man: Help! My pilot has died and I'm flying upside down!
Radio: Alright sir, head do east and I'll walk you through landing the plain.
Old man: How the hell do you expect a blind man to land a plane?
Radio: (Kind of puzzled) If your blind, how do you know you're flying upside down.
Old man: Because I can feel the shit running down my collar...!