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Old 01-18-2008, 04:36 AM
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OMG Samantia...My sides hurt form reading that...Achmed''s Creek...thats great...

Here is one...Just so you know I think this is the most screwed up joke I have ever heard...





A guy and his wife get into a car wreck. The man is ok but the doctor tells the man that his wife is going to be paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of her life. He says "You will have to feed her, clothe her, bath her" The man is devastated and falls to his knees crying. The doctor puts his hand on the man's shoulder and says "Hey I'm just joking................shes dead." [insert rimshot]
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