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My attempt:
A blond was driving down a desert road devoid of vegetation. A cop was following the blond when he saw the blond begin to drive widly, turning hard to the left and then the right, back and forth until the blond went off the road flipping end-over-end. The cop got to the blond just as the blond was crawling out of the smashed car and asked the blond what happened. The blond's reply caught the cop off gaurd: "I had to avoid all the trees"! Looking around the cop was baffled until he saw what was in the blond's car.
A Pine tree air freshener was hanging from the rear view mirror.
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