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Old 01-18-2008, 08:49 AM
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A man and his wife decide to take a spiritual vacation. They decide to travel together to visit the holy land. While in israel the man's wife becomes very ill from old age and passes away. The man makes all the proper arrangments to have her body shipped back to america so that she may be burried. Before the flight back, a local minister that over heard of this man's sad story approached him in a last ditch effort at the airport. He asked the man nicely if instead he would like to have his wife burried there in the holy land. The man shook his head in disgust and exclaimed, "You know a long time ago, you guys burried a very import spiritual leader here, and he shortly there after rose up from the dead.......... and I just can't take the chances of that happening again..."
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