Thoughts for 2008

[nugz]

1: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he is a mile away and barefoot.

2: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and he can sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

3: Blessed be the poor - without them you might be on the bottom rung.

4: Year 28: The meek shall inherit the earth. Year 2008: The geek shall inherit the earth.

5: Forgive onto them, those who know not what the do, or owe you less than twenty bucks. For all others: Keep good notes.

6: A conscience is designed to hurt when all your other parts feel good.

7: Remember, it is easier to get forgiveness than to get permission.

8: Going to church doesn't make one a Christian any more than visiting a garage makes you a mechanic.

[dduffy2005]

9: just cause she looked good last night doesn't mean she will this morning

[06MACobalt]

lol... those are good

[cobaltkrazy]

10: When life gives you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt!

[Samanthia]

11. Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[TenYearsBeOhBe]

Originally Posted by nugz

8: Going to church doesn't make one a Christian any more than visiting a garage makes you a mechanic.

Nugz I'd like to quote you in my sig for that one if it's cool... lol

Teh Awesome...!

[light'balt]

Originally Posted by Samanthia

11. Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[Samanthia]

Yes i thought it was funny too. :0)