Random thoughts on Women

[Samanthia]

nope...not been single since i was 14. except for a one month period. and i still think this....

[NoMe4u]

Foreplay for women goes on 24/7 unlike for men in which it's the 30 seconds right before sex

People still do that

If she comes home saying she had a long day at work, theres no chance of sex that night.

haha if i had a long day you better believe i'm takin a nap and you're getting some when i get up...lol

last and certainly not least, when she takes two hours to get ready to go out don't say "it took you two hours for that?"

ok here's the thing and why i'm not friends with girls anymore. because I don't go to them downtown swank bars and get all glammed up. to spend 15 bucks to get in and drink 5 dollar drinks. ok i went out with a friend of mine when i was 21. she spent like 3 hours getting dressed and doin her hair. i spent oooh maybe 20 mins...threw some jeans on threw a oh i don't know a t-shit and a sweater. she has on this slutty dress and heals...yay. she looked at me and goes. "you look like a dyke" so we go out and i sit at the bar talkin to this guy about what else his car. she meets some dude goes home with him. i go home i get a call the next day it's her cryin cause he just one night standed her. then i get a call from the guy i was talkin to. to see if i wanted to go to a car show....mmmmm does it really make sence to spend all that time when guys don't even like it.

Originally Posted by IMADreamer

After having yet another difficult conversation with my fiance this morning I realized I've learned some things.

When you are arguing with each other, just let it go. It's not worth it, let her win and all will be better in the long run.
Women are always right

Women like random gifts. They don't have to be expensive, just thoughtful.
that definately is a nice thing

Random flowers are good gifts!
I only like roses

Foreplay for women goes on 24/7 unlike for men in which it's the 30 seconds right before sex
meh not important

Even if those jeans do make her look fat, you better not tell her. I know she asked you, but a little white lie won't hurt in this case.
i wouldn't askt his either

If she comes home saying she had a long day at work, theres no chance of sex that night.
depends...i could have been wanting it at work lol

If she asks how your day went, she really wants you to ask about hers.
not true but you should ask about mine!

Don't ask about what she was like in college because she just might tell you and you don't want to know!
I will tell you everything...'cause i didn't do anything

When your gf makes three times as much as you don't even try to buy her Christmas presents that cost what hers cost her to buy for you.
it's about giving not how much you spent

the little things add up, so open the door for her, make her a nice dinner occasionally, and tell her how nice she looks
definately is a nice gesture

Use words like stunning and beautiful to describe her, not nice and good.
those are nice to hear when you're having a bad day

she doesn't want to go to the US Gran Prix in Indy and if you make her she will hold it against you forever!
I'd go!

Vacations with the guys to Vegas or Mardi Gras are over, get over it. It's weekends in Vermont and her relatives house now.
I'd go too...as long as we win damn..

You can have a project car, as long as she still has a spot in the garage.
My car better have a spot...it's the nicer of the bunch lol

last and certainly not least, when she takes two hours to get ready to go out don't say "it took you two hours for that?"
yeah this wouldn't be nice to say, but i don't even take 2 hours to get ready. I take like 15min and i'm the one waiting on the guys.....

heh lol

Originally Posted by NoMe4u

Foreplay for women goes on 24/7 unlike for men in which it's the 30 seconds right before sex

People still do that

If she comes home saying she had a long day at work, theres no chance of sex that night.

haha if i had a long day you better believe i'm takin a nap and you're getting some when i get up...lol

last and certainly not least, when she takes two hours to get ready to go out don't say "it took you two hours for that?"

ok here's the thing and why i'm not friends with girls anymore. because I don't go to them downtown swank bars and get all glammed up. to spend 15 bucks to get in and drink 5 dollar drinks. ok i went out with a friend of mine when i was 21. she spent like 3 hours getting dressed and doin her hair. i spent oooh maybe 20 mins...threw some jeans on threw a oh i don't know a t-shit and a sweater. she has on this slutty dress and heals...yay. she looked at me and goes. "you look like a dyke" so we go out and i sit at the bar talkin to this guy about what else his car. she meets some dude goes home with him. i go home i get a call the next day it's her cryin cause he just one night standed her. then i get a call from the guy i was talkin to. to see if i wanted to go to a car show....mmmmm does it really make sence to spend all that time when guys don't even like it.

down to earth FTW

[IMADreamer]

Originally Posted by NoMe4u

Foreplay for women goes on 24/7 unlike for men in which it's the 30 seconds right before sex

People still do that

If she comes home saying she had a long day at work, theres no chance of sex that night.

haha if i had a long day you better believe i'm takin a nap and you're getting some when i get up...lol

last and certainly not least, when she takes two hours to get ready to go out don't say "it took you two hours for that?"

ok here's the thing and why i'm not friends with girls anymore. because I don't go to them downtown swank bars and get all glammed up. to spend 15 bucks to get in and drink 5 dollar drinks. ok i went out with a friend of mine when i was 21. she spent like 3 hours getting dressed and doin her hair. i spent oooh maybe 20 mins...threw some jeans on threw a oh i don't know a t-shit and a sweater. she has on this slutty dress and heals...yay. she looked at me and goes. "you look like a dyke" so we go out and i sit at the bar talkin to this guy about what else his car. she meets some dude goes home with him. i go home i get a call the next day it's her cryin cause he just one night standed her. then i get a call from the guy i was talkin to. to see if i wanted to go to a car show....mmmmm does it really make sence to spend all that time when guys don't even like it.

The thing is my girl thinks she needs to dress up like that for me and she doesn't. She beautiful whether she's in blue jeans, sweat pants, or a the little black dress. It just drives me nuts that she takes so long.

[NoMe4u]

lol some girls look good in everything some girls just should not wear it..lol. some girls also need make up on their ugly mugs..lol

and you just have to move to north carolina :p

[NoMe4u]

yup i'm runnin from you..lol

:( :p

Originally Posted by NoMe4u

yup i'm runnin from you..lol

ROFLcopter (rolls eyes)