Hahah I know how you guys feel.
This one time, mind you I've only owned the cobalt for 4 months now, I was stopped in traffic the f***ing moron rams right into me. At very low speed (left his car in "drive")though, no damage except a little ring imprint on his font license plate bolt. We settled it on the spot, not worth having an "accident" record for a ring for a 5 mm imprint. But it's stuff like that that can happen in parking lots that no one is going to leave any note for sure....
So yeah I know how it feels, but you know I guess sh*t happens!
I do see some people that parks in the middle of 2 spaces to "protect" their cars, but I think it'll eventually get vandalised because of that behaviour.
I don't know... just put spikes/nails around you're entire car, no one will bother it!
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