just paint it. give it a light sanding with 1000 grit sandpaper, spray paint it, then hit it with some clear coat. You can do it for under 10$
The fronts are removed by two 10mm nuts behind the grill. The rear is a little trickier but a hair dryer and fishing line will do. Then use goo gone to get the rest of the sticky stuff off. Then after you have painted it simply clean the spot you are going to put it on and use 3m adhesive tape to reattach it.
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