YOU HOT... LETS BANG!!!
Can I buy you a DRINK, or do you just want the money?
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
May I have some kisses up here, please.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You want me. I can smell it.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
Hi, who's your friend?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?