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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-25-2009, 08:53 AM Thread Starter
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Lame pick-up lines

Pretty self explanatory, post em up. I'll start...

*Pretends to look at girl's shirt tag* "Just like I thought, made in Heaven" <--- My favorite one ever lol
*Lick tip of finger (or get water on it some other way) and put on girl's shirt* "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"
*Flexes* "I need a band-aid" Girl:"Uh, like, Why?" "Cus I'm CUT!"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out anyway?"
Just got these from a website
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
"I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow." that one's got a 50-50 success rate lol
"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it." or "I've lost my number, can I get yours?"
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lmao i downloaded (for kicks) this app on my ipod touch that tells you all kinds of pick up lines. some are funny as hell and others are retarded!!!

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hahaha I had a guy tell me this:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"

that's from a really really old country song..... lol
I mainly think he just does it to mess w/ me, cuz we've been talkin for over a year... stupid distance, but anywhoooo... lol
oh & ive heard this one (from the same guy)
"You look sexier than a bagged minitruck" ok.... so to most girls that doesnt make sence, but i took that as a huge compliment....... hahaha, i thought it was cute.

i havent been told any of the laaame ones, so i have no idea, lol

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Do you have any German in you?????? No!!! Would you like some?

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Go up to a girl and start clutchin your knee (make the peter griffin screeching noises) and when she asks whats wrong.. Tell her ... I think i scraped my knee when i fell for you...

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girl your feet must be tired cuz you been walking through my mind all day

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girl you're sexy like a chocolate covered strawberry
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did it hurt??? when you fell from heaven....

Nice shoes...wanna ****?

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Can I buy you a DRINK, or do you just want the money?

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You sure have a great looking tooth.

May I have some kisses up here, please.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

You want me. I can smell it.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.

What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!

Hi, who's your friend?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

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