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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-2009, 05:35 PM Thread Starter
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So I ventured on over to the waste disposal unit at work today to relive myself, and as I'm draining the lizard my vision ventures over to the left and I spy some poetry etched into the side of the potty housing. It went as such:

"Here I sit
In ill surrounding vapor
The person before me
Left no paper"



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Here I sit all tired and dirty, Tryin to hide til 3:30

Bosses response.....

You may be dirty and you may be tired, but come 3:30 your ass is fired!!!!!

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Here I sit all tired and dirty, Tryin to hide til 3:30

Bosses response.....

You may be dirty and you may be tired, but come 3:30 your ass is fired!!!!!
LOL that one actually made me give an audible laugh!



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When I had a bug of the tummy
I was feeling pretty damn crummy.
Frequent trips to the loo
depositing poo
meant the potty and I became chummy.


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A big blue splash makes for a big blue ass!!!


Humor behind it:: The water in the porta john is blue. The yhave a vent that come out of the top fro mthe tank. If you drop a brick donw the chute then the water will splash onto your unexpecting victim!!!! I used to do it al lthe time on construction sites then run like hell and hide behind a tree. People would get pissd but never knew it was me... That was back iin my younger years.

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-20-2009, 06:29 PM
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best one i saw at work said
im reallygood at jacking off,
im glad that i know how,
i shot my load, all over the place,
your sitting in some now

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here i sit all tired and dirty tring to hide till 5:30 laughing as i wipe my ass cause im shitting on time an a half
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lol thats all awesme

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at one of my stores there was someone Social Security # on the stall, someone tried to etch it out and said "god help us." Than someone else put "$#@@ god, he has better things to do." than it went on and on between these two or more people back and forth till one day the whole stall got repainted lol.

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