... it's time to concentrate on more important things, like Thanksgiving. And it's wonderful dishes. And, because of what I'm about to type below, all I can think is WTF???
The one that stands out the most, is probably the Turducken. Which, if you don't know, is a roasted monstrosity that consists of a turkey cleaned and split, then slathered in stuffing. This is then topped with a duck that has recieved the same treatment, and layered with more stuffing. Followed by a chicken, yet again cleaned and split, and covered in more stuffing. All of this is then closed up and roasted (presumably forever!!) until it is ready to eat.
The reason I talk about this, is because it has just. Met. Its. Match!!!