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You may be from AZ if...


# You buy salsa by the gallon.


# Your Christmas decorations include a half a yard of sand and l00 paper bags.


# You think a red light is merely a suggestion.


# All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.


# You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.


# Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los".


# You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.


# You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't remember the name of the incumbent.


# You notice your car overheating before you drive it.


# Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.


# You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny.


# You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.


# You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.


# You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.


# You can say 115 degrees without fainting.


# Every other vehicle is a 4x4.


# You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.


# Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.


# People break out coats when temperature drops below 70 degrees.


# You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.


# The pool can be warmer than you are.


# You can make sun tea instantly.


# You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.


# Most homes have more firearms than people.


# Kids will ask, "What's a mosquito?"


# People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state or nuts.


# You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.


# The AC is on your list of best friends.


# Monday Night Football starts at 7:00 instead of 6:00.


# You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.


# You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.


# The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.


# You can (correctly) pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Ocotillo", "Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and "Ajo".


# It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is walking on the streets.


# You experience third degree burns if you touch any metal part of your car.


# You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're wearing shorts.


# Announcements for Fourth of July events never end with "in case of rain......"


# When someone asks how far you live from a location, it's always in terms of minutes, not miles.


# Everyone's smiling and talking about the great weather on rainy days.


# You have to explain to out-of-staters why there is no daylight savings time.



All so true and funny.
 

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LOL many of those work for Utah also! except there would have to be some mormon jokes in there..
 

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Wait....Ive never had to explain why we dont have daylights savings time... wait Why dont we have daylights savings time? LOL Im originaly from Buffolo NY
 

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Hahahahaha!
 

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The 2 fingers driving made me laugh:cheesy:
 
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