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My puppy just pooped on the kitchen floor. Anyone else ever have to pick up a shit from an extra large breed dog? It's like picking up your own poop, smells worse though!
 

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Stepped in dog poop in the park today and there are dogpoop bag dispensers everywhere. Man that stuff smells bad even after you've cleaned it all, it lingers. I think it gets stuck in the nose somewhere.
 

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An officer stops an 82 year old lady in her Cobalt.
Officer: "Can I see your driver's licence, registration and proof of insurance please"
The old lady promptly procures the paperwork.
Officer: "I see you are registered to carry a concealed weapon mam"
Old Lady: "Yes officer sir, I have it holstered right here, it's a 38"
Officer: " Do you have any other weapons in the car mam?"
Old Lady: Yes sir officer, I have an other 38 in the glove compartment"
Officer: "Any others ?"
Old Lady: "yes sir officer, I have a 22 special in my purse"
Officer: "Is that it mam?"
Old Lady: "Yes sir officer"
Officer: "Pardon me for asking mam but what are you affraid off?"
Old Lady: "Not a God Damn thing officer.":ROFLOL:
 
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