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Pretty self explanatory, post em up. I'll start...

*Pretends to look at girl's shirt tag* "Just like I thought, made in Heaven" <--- My favorite one ever lol
*Lick tip of finger (or get water on it some other way) and put on girl's shirt* "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"
*Flexes* "I need a band-aid" Girl:"Uh, like, Why?" "Cus I'm CUT!"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out anyway?"
Just got these from a website
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
"I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow." that one's got a 50-50 success rate lol
"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it." or "I've lost my number, can I get yours?"
Here's that site, http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html
 

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lmao i downloaded (for kicks) this app on my ipod touch that tells you all kinds of pick up lines. some are funny as hell and others are retarded!!!
 

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hahaha I had a guy tell me this:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"

that's from a really really old country song..... lol
I mainly think he just does it to mess w/ me, cuz we've been talkin for over a year... stupid distance, but anywhoooo... lol
oh & ive heard this one (from the same guy)
"You look sexier than a bagged minitruck" ok.... so to most girls that doesnt make sence, but i took that as a huge compliment....... hahaha, i thought it was cute.

i havent been told any of the laaame ones, so i have no idea, lol
 

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Go up to a girl and start clutchin your knee (make the peter griffin screeching noises) and when she asks whats wrong.. Tell her ... I think i scraped my knee when i fell for you...
 

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girl your feet must be tired cuz you been walking through my mind all day
 

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girl you're sexy like a chocolate covered strawberry
 

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did it hurt??? when you fell from heaven....

Nice shoes...wanna ****?
 

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YOU HOT... LETS BANG!!!

Can I buy you a DRINK, or do you just want the money?

Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You sure have a great looking tooth.

May I have some kisses up here, please.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

You want me. I can smell it.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.

What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!

Hi, who's your friend?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
 

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M: "How much do polar bears weigh?"
f: "I don't know"
m: "Me either, but its enough to break the ice!"

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock!
 

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argh, i'm a pirate. give me yer bootie
 

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whats your name? nevermind, i don't care. wanna do it?

hi! lets have sex.

i would F*** you till you didn't know your name. can i have your address?

i watch you change through your window at night..

i bet i can guess what collor underware im wearing, oh wait i didn't wear any. that turns you on don't it..

[email protected] im no good at pickup lines, lets F***

wanna see my penis?


mine never work for some reason.......:unsure:




honestly though, i got these from my honda forum, lol.
 

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lets play carpinter.. first well get hammerd then ill nail u:laugh:
 

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Here's one my friend sent me today, it's one of those where a guy starts off digging a hole only to redeem himself (a little), still lame but it could just break the ice :smile1:

Guy: Hey baby, your face reminds me of a wrench.
Girl: Ahem? :mad:
Onlookers: (Cringe) This isn't going to end well.
Guy: When I look at you my nuts tighten.
Girl: Aw :embarrest:
Onlookers: (Applause)

There's more of these I'm sure.
 

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