The best story about being pulled over. It happened May 16, 2009 around 1:45 am. I was pulled over by an upper allen officer. I pulled into the Ameri-choice bank parking lot. He asks me how I’m doing tonight and I go fine, what did you pull me over for. He said because my tint was illegal. I start to explain to him that that is how the tint was when I got the car but he asked me for my license registration and insurance. He comes back about 10 minutes later and tells me that I don’t have a registration sticker. I go, well yeah PennDot should be mailing it to me. I have a temporary tag until then. He then points out that I have no emissions sticker then asks me to step out of the car. He then asks me if I am a member of the FBI because I am wearing a jacket that says CTU just like an FBI jacket would. I say no why? He says what does CTU stand for? I say Counter terrorism unit. He then tells me it is against federal law to impersonate a federal officer. I then begin to describe to him what CTU actually is when he asks, have you smoked any marijuana lately. I say um no. He says that my eyes are red and that he can smell it from my car. I go are you serious? Like really? He then asks to consent to search the vehicle. I tell him no. He said so you are hiding something then. I go no officer but I do not have anything illegal in the car and would rather not indulge you theories that I have weed in my car. At this point, I probably pissed him off and he hand cuffs me and says I’m not under arrest he is just detaining me until he can get a warrant. About 20 minutes later two more cops show up. They ask me what is going on tonight. I tell them this, first off my car was bought from Ellis Auto Group in Lyndora, PA, completely from GM with the tint factory applied. Second, I do not need an emissions sticker because Butler Country, the county in which the vehicle was registered, does not require the pointless emissions testing. Also, CTU stands for counter terrorism unit which is a completely fake agency from the TV show 24. I called the FBI about wearing a jacket like this and they said it is fine. As long as I don’t have any real acronyms like FBI or DEA or CIA then I am protected by the first amendment. I offer to let them call the field office in Philidelphia because the number was still on my phone but they didn’t really seem to care about that. Then I say that my eyes are red because I was scratching the life out of them because my allergies were awful. Then I tell them that the funny smell from my car is probably my cleats full of mildew because they are wet and because my car has week old clothes still in it. The three officers walk away briefly then tell the upper allen cop to let me go and said you should probably get home now. They mentioned absolutely nothing about the tint or anything else. They gave me my registration and stuff back and said have a safe night. Then drove off before I did. UNBELIEVABLE.